A most peculiar program description popped up on the TV last night. You’d get rapped on the knuckles if you submitted this in elementary school:

When Dinosaurs Ruled
Rumors of the existence of an ancient, gold-rich South American empire destroyed by a 250-million-year-old predator that decimated South America following the worst natural disaster ever suffered by mankind persist.

Sifting it out results in “Rumors persist” — the nose and tail of this brachiosaurus-like sentence.