Indiana Jones
by Robert Daeley, Thu, 2006-03-16
Why Indiana Jones?
- Professor and action hero.
- Women love him, men want to be him. Or kill him.
- Battles Nazis.
- Loved a dog enough to name himself after him.
- Round Table Knights like him.
- Best. Outfit. Ever.
- Brings a gun to a sword fight.
- Can drive a car, truck, motorcycle, boat, mining car, or airplane with skill, although landing is a problem. Not to mention riding horses, elephants, camels, and tauntauns.
- Sean Connery is his dad.
More to come. Suggestions?
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