Month of April, 2006

Political parties. Checks and balances.

Today is the 217th anniversary of George Washington taking office as the first President. Two terms later, President Washington issued a farewell address. The following is from that address:

I have already intimated to you the danger of parties in the State, with particular reference to the founding of them on geographical discriminations. Let me now take a more comprehensive view, and warn you in the most solemn manner against the baneful effects of the spirit of party generally.

This spirit, unfortunately, is inseparable from our nature, having its root in the strongest passions of the human mind. It exists under different shapes in all governments, more or less stifled, controlled, or repressed; but in those of the popular form it is seen in its greatest rankness and is truly their worst enemy….

It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms; kindles the animosity of one part against another; foments occasionally riot and insurrection. It opens the door to foreign influence and corruption, which finds a facilitated access to the government itself through the channels of party passion. Thus the policy and the will of one country are subjected to the policy and will of another.

There is an opinion that parties in free countries are useful checks upon the administration of the government, and serve to keep alive the spirit of liberty. This within certain limits is probably true; and in governments of a monarchical cast patriotism may look with indulgence, if not with favor, upon the spirit of party. But in those of the popular character, in governments purely elective, it is a spirit not to be encouraged. From their natural tendency it is certain there will always be enough of that spirit for every salutary purpose; and there being constant danger of excess, the effort ought to be by force of public opinion to mitigate and assuage it. A fire not to be quenched, it demands a uniform vigilance to prevent its bursting into a flame, lest, instead of warming, it should consume.

It is important, likewise, that the habits of thinking in a free country should inspire caution in those intrusted with its administration to confine themselves within their respective constitutional spheres, avoiding in the exercise of the powers of one department to encroach upon another. The spirit of encroachment tends to consolidate the powers of all the departments in one, and thus to create, whatever the form of government, a real despotism…. If in the opinion of the people the distribution or modification of the constitutional powers be in any particular wrong, let it be corrected by an amendment in the way which the Constitution designates. But let there be no change by usurpation; for though this in one instance may be the instrument of good, it is the customary weapon by which free governments are destroyed. The precedent must always greatly overbalance in permanent evil any partial or transient benefit which the use can at any time yield.

Safe!

Whoo-hoo! Now my union buddies can head back to the ballpark without crossing picket lines. ;) Oh, and hopefully the umps got a better deal. God knows they deserved it.

“Late last evening PBUC reached a tentative six-year agreement with the AMLU to end the strike,” PBUC lawyer George Yund said in a statement. “After two full days of mediation Federal Mediator Lou Manchise made a recommendation that proved acceptable to both sides. The AMLU Committee agreed to unanimously recommend the deal for a membership ratification vote, the results of which should be known on Monday, May 1. If the agreement is ratified, the strikers will be returned to work on or before May 8.”

A sporting chance

OK, kids, let’s review.

Throwing anything at referees or umpires is not a good idea.

Wait, wait — let me rephrase that. Throwing things at referees or umpires is stupid.

That goes for everything from “harmless” mouthguards to baseball bats. I don’t care how much money you make: don’t be a dick.

Besoboru

“Baseball is perfect for us. If the Americans hadn’t invented it, we would have.” - Japanese writer, quoted in “Take Me Out to the Besoboru Game”

Baseball was introduced to Japan at the start of the Meiji Period (1867-1912) by Horace Wilson, a young American history and English teacher. As Japan struggled to emerge from three centuries of feudal isolationism, Wilson taught his students at Tokyo’s Kaisei Gakko the rudiments of his country’s national pastime.

The sport quickly caught the spirit of the Japanese people: by 1905, college baseball was Japan’s number one sport. Professional teams were instituted in 1935, and now every year twenty million fans faithfully troop out to the ballpark and cheer on the Yakult Swallows, the Taiyo Whales, the Nippon Ham Fighters, and the Hiroshima Carp, among others. Japan has been baseball crazy for over a hundred years.

Faux

CNN Breaking News

— Fox News host Tony Snow named new White House press secretary.

Like you couldn’t see that coming. Actually, he should do a good job, since he’s skilled at lying in front of microphones.