Bumper sticker of the day

Seen on the freeway this morning:

“I’m no longer with stupid.”

I like the t-shirt that says

I like the t-shirt that says “The bombing will stop when you accept our democratic way of life” (which is sort of a way of saying we don’t want to be with stupid anymore).

To which I append my corollary “The inquisition will stop when you accept our revelation of love and forgiveness.”

classic

Or the classic, “The beatings will continue until morale improves.”