About Reviews

Reviews on Celsius1414 are on a scale of 1-14, corresponding to the first 14 elements of the Periodic Table. In case they’ve slipped your mind from science class back in the day:

  1. Hydrogen (worst)
  2. Helium
  3. Lithium
  4. Beryllium
  5. Boron
  6. Carbon
  7. Nitrogen
  8. Oxygen
  9. Fluorine
  10. Neon
  11. Sodium
  12. Magnesium
  13. Aluminum
  14. Silicon (best)

A review of 0 indicates no elements — a Vacuum. Which means, yes, that the subject of the review really, really sucks.