About a week ago, NetNewsWire on my iPod Touch began crashing on launch. I looked up info online and indeed it was a known issue. The intrepid developer Brent Simmons had already submitted a patched version to the App Store. In fact he noted it on his @nnw_iPhone Twitter feed on October 4th:
Uploaded 2.0.1 (free and premium) — fixes the crash-at-startup bug. Hopefully they’ll get approved and on the App Store quickly.
So far so good.
Since I know Apple’s App Store takes forever to shuffle stuff through what I can only imagine is an assembly line of elves from Santa’s Workshop working in the off season, I waited the usual 2-3 days to check for NNW’s availability. Yet I was only teased by an update for Cro-Mag Rally or one of the other (fine) Pangea games.
In the intervening nine days, I have occasionally and fitfully attempted to launch NetNewsWire, only to be denied by crashes. I also tried “Check for Updates” in iTunes, only to be presented with the dreaded

dialog box with the lowly, singular OK button. As if I have a choice. Just for the record, I am not OK with it. Not at all. And what’s with the instantaneous denial? Did you even check?

App Store holding area.
I am picturing some App Prison like in Tron where they torture the Programs for believing in the Users.
Please Apple — let my programs go!
UPDATE 10/16/09 17:17
Holy crap, the update finally showed up just now. And just short of a fortnight after it was submitted. Nice job, Apple! Feh.