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“(Television is) a really dreadful influence on all of us. Don’t ever look at local television news again. It’s all crap. There’s no news, there’s no information. It’s negative, negative, negative. You look at that, and you think the world is coming to an end.” — Ray Bradbury

When Dinosaurs Write Program Descriptions

A most peculiar program description popped up on the TV last night. You’d get rapped on the knuckles if you submitted this in elementary school:

When Dinosaurs Ruled
Rumors of the existence of an ancient, gold-rich South American empire destroyed by a 250-million-year-old predator that decimated South America following the worst natural disaster ever suffered by mankind persist.

Sifting it out results in “Rumors persist” — the nose and tail of this brachiosaurus-like sentence.

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TCM Guest Programmer Month

November is Guest Programmer Month on Turner Classic Movies, with every day a different celebrity introducing their favorite movies. I was over on the site just now to check on what the Underground flicks were tonight, and the TCM front page has a nifty Flash-based calendar showing who’s the guest which days. Glancing over the names, I kept going “Hey!” and “Cool!” as I saw some favorite folks of mine. Cherry picking:

  • Nov 11th - Alton Brown
  • Nov 13th - James Ellroy
  • Nov 14th - Matt Groening
  • Nov 17th - Tracey Ullman
  • Nov 29th - Mark Mothersbaugh

Zombie frenzy on TCM!

If you’re a zombie aficionado, set your butt down on Friday, October 26th and tune into Turner Classic Movies for a zombie movie marathon. Check this awesomeness out (times are PT):

  • 9:15am [Horror/Science-Fiction] Voodoo Island (1957)
    A tycoon hires an investigator to prove that voodoo doesn’t exist.
    Cast: Boris Karloff, Beverly Tyler, Elisha Cook, Jr. Dir: Reginald Le Borg. BW-78 mins, TV-PG
  • 10:45am [Comedy] Zombies On Broadway (1945)
    Two bumbling press agents seek a real zombie for a nightclub opening.
    Cast: Wally Brown, Alan Carney, Bela Lugosi. Dir: Gordon Douglas. BW-68 mins, TV-PG
  • 12:00pm [Horror/Science-Fiction] King Of The Zombies (1941)
    A mad scientist raises the dead to fight for Hitler in World War II.
    Cast: Dick Purcell, Joan Woodbury, Mantan Moreland. Dir: Jean Yarbrough. BW-67 mins, TV-PG
  • 1:15pm [Horror/Science-Fiction] Revenge Of The Zombies (1943)
    A Nazi scientist tries to raise an army of the dead to fight for Hitler.
    Cast: John Carradine, Gale Storm, Veda Ann Borg. Dir: Steve Sekeley. BW-62 mins, TV-PG
  • 2:30pm [Horror/Science-Fiction] Zombies of Mora Tau (1957)
    Sailors try to salvage a sunken treasure guarded by zombie seamen.
    Cast: Gregg Palmer, Allison Hayes, Morris Ankrum. Dir: Edward L. Cahn. BW-69 mins, TV-PG [Letterbox]
  • 3:45pm [Horror/Science-Fiction] White Zombie (1932)
    A zombie master menaces newlyweds on a Haitian plantation.
    Cast: Bela Lugosi, Madge Bellamy, John Harron. Dir: Victor Halperin. BW-67 mins, TV-PG